Once I was described as “Brabantia boy”.

Seeing as Brabantia make peddle-bins: it was joked that you could step on my foot to make my mouth open. I have since met three other people who could easily have a crack at at.

However.

 

Man vs Food's Adam Richman, as reviewed by Charlie Brooker

The man in the picture above has officially attacked a similar pizza to that he’s sharing a frame with. Each slice is over three-feet long. Not to mention the “Four Horsemen” burger he consumed. Containing chopped “Ghost Chillies”, each pepper rates at over a million Scoville units each (GIYF to find out more).

I’m not… Quite sure I would go there…